Reward Lover Pillows

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Pig in a rubber ring "Free air miles! Wwaarrgghhh!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

King Kongs first christmas

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

A day in the life of a dog.

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

Dangling Carrots

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"How much is the sign?"

"It's a dessert island...!"

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Monkey casino study.

Ice cream van - Large cone.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

If you apply for my credit card, you can earn points toward your next guilt trip.

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

What's a CEO's motivation?

Champion.

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

Pack of oreos.

"They understand that our bonuses should reflect the moral high ground...the higher the better."