Prize Lover Pillows

"Prize patrol. Congratulations, you just won 100 thousand dollars for life!"

"First place winner gets a flip phone!"

King Kongs first christmas

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"Have you been scratching this?"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

How oysters get engaged.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Well, where's the last place you had it?

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"I didn't exactly win it."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"

Champion.

Claw Machine Head

Welcome to Let's Make a Deal, where contestants compete for fabulous prizes. Carl Lernetz, from Brooklyn, let's look at what you'll be competing for today. Behind door #1 a gorgeous dining room set! Clap clap clap