Quirky Prize Lover Pillows

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I love you, you big fool."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'We have three minutes left.'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Football Crazy strip six

High speed cinder block

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Ball Pool Peril

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Beware of Everything