Quirky Prize Lover Gifts

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I love you, you big fool."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Football Crazy strip six

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

Ball Pool Peril

Beware of Everything

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

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