Quirky Trinket Lover Gifts

Beads 'n' more

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Lactose Intolerant

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Ball Pool Peril

Beware of Everything

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus