Quirky Souvenir Lover Gifts

'How could you possibly want another holiday? I need the towels.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'We have three minutes left.'

I love the Shard

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Fly fishing.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

High speed cinder block

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2