Souvenir Enthusiast Gifts

'Aye Morag I had a great holiday in New York. Look what my cousin gave me as a leaving present!'

I love the Shard

"You'll never guess where we went on holiday."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'Now that's an afro!'

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grandma's caf

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

Ladies by the seaside

"I love these old decorations!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Typewriters and Laptops.

I love Museum Shops

1930's Lady.

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

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