Quirky Souvenir Lover T-Shirts

'How could you possibly want another holiday? I need the towels.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

I love the Shard

Diner

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2