Sacred Souvenir Lover T-Shirts

Religious Fanatic - Good prices paid for books..statues..videos...

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Now that's an afro!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I love the Shard

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

I love Museum Shops

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Sister Cities

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Travellin' through?"

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

Museum.

Tin Man Visits New York

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Psychiatric convention"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."