Quirky Award Collector Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Duck Hunt

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Ice shelfie.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters