Quirky Award Collectors Pillows

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Kissing the Fish

A Tumble Cow

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Balloon dog poos.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Mouse returns home from work.

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.