Quirky Award Collectors Pillows

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Cheeze Wiz.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Cat Show

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Balloon dog poos.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A Tumble Cow

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Kissing the Fish

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Elton John

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Mouse returns home from work.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."