Collecting Awards Pillows

"I'm proud to accept this award on behalf of our dedicated employees. Ahh! I think that stupid thing broke my foot!"

'Actually, this is the award I'm proudest of.'

'I'm off to Stockholm to receive the Nobel Prize for Peace.'

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

Most Loyal Employee Award

Cat Show

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Award Winning Gardener

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Dad Trophies

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Happy Champion

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'