Collecting Awards Prints

"I'm proud to accept this award on behalf of our dedicated employees. Ahh! I think that stupid thing broke my foot!"

'Actually, this is the award I'm proudest of.'

'I'm off to Stockholm to receive the Nobel Prize for Peace.'

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

Most Loyal Employee Award

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Dad Trophies

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Happy Champion

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'll bet there's a story there."