Trophy Collecting Prints

The Victors

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Zdeno Chara

"I knew steroids were bad for me, but at least I got this trophy."

Menu. That's not what a Nobel Prize looks like, and besides, they don't gibe a Nobel Prize for chili!

Sam with his atrophy trophy.

What the hell did he do?

'Second place goes to Dr. Howard Meyers, heretofore known as 'Not the Brightest Guy in the World.''

'That was my first ever kill.'

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

'I know it's politically incorrect, but God, I hated that rhino!'

Paul Lawrie

I only whale for the sport of it.

'Impressive certificate. Thanks, that's for the 100 metres backstroke.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Cat Show

Win - win

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Dad Trophies

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Guess what? I won again.'