Trophy Collection Prints

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

'This is an intervention. It's time you stopped mounting every fish you catch.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Award Winning Gardener

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Dad Trophies

Win - win

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.