Award Collection Pillows

'That one is a free space.'

The Victors

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Award Winning Gardener

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Win - win

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Zdeno Chara

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Employee of the month...

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"