Award Collection Gifts

'That one is a free space.'

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

The Missing Sock Returns

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Award Winning Gardener

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Win - win

Cat Show

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Zdeno Chara

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Employee of the month...

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"