Award Collecting Pillows

Employee of the month...

'...and this one is for walking the genral's dog!'

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'Have you been in long?'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Award Winning Gardener

Win - win

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Dad Trophies

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Pinata Trophies

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."