Quirky Awards Collector Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ice shelfie.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'