Quirky Awards Collector Gifts

'Dave? This diploma is from Uncle Willie's 21 day College of Neurology, this is an award for second prize in a bowling tournament, and this is for third prize in a pig-calling contest.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Romantic Giraffes

Toadstools

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Cheeze Wiz.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."