Gift Lover Pillows

Happy Birthday

Suspense

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"...and we don't have to stay 6 feet apart!"

The Gift Shop Museum.

'It's perfect, how did you know...'

'Just my luck. Having your birthday on Christmas day cuts down on presents!'

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

King Kongs first christmas

'Granny!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

CEO.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Christmas Dwarves

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Hissy-fits for sale.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

About Santa 2017.

'It's my stool sample.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'