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Happy Birthday

Suspense

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"...and we don't have to stay 6 feet apart!"

'It's perfect, how did you know...'

'Just my luck. Having your birthday on Christmas day cuts down on presents!'

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

King Kongs first christmas

'Granny!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

CEO.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Hissy-fits for sale.

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'It's my stool sample.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

About Santa 2017.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow