Creative Gift Lover Pillows

He sold appliances.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

King Kongs first christmas

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

CEO.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

One of a kind.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'It's my stool sample.'

'Sculptor'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

'Imagination saved the day there, eh?'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"