Creative Gift Lover Pillows

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

King Kongs first christmas

CEO.

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

One of a kind.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Hissy-fits for sale.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'It's my stool sample.'

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'Sculptor'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'Imagination saved the day there, eh?'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.