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"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'They were all out of roses.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Valentines Day truck

Happy Valentine's.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

How the gift registry should really work

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.