Creative Gifts Pillows

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'They were all out of roses.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Valentines Day truck

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

How the gift registry should really work

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Solitaire card shark.

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.