Homemade Gift Creators Pillows

"I'd like your homemade birthday card a lot better if it weren't scribbled on a bar napkin."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Pottery

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Making Christmas Decorations

'I wrapped it myself !'

'I thought you said you did ships in bottles.'

Last-Minute Gifts

'Underground cartoonist'

He sold appliances.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

Eggs to order!

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

Gift Ideas #13

Cocktails for dogs

"It's homemade."

"I didn't learn any more than she did...and my junk worked!"

"Fetch!"

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'

Clancy: Birthday Presents

"Papi, for Father's Day, I got you a certificate. I made it myself!"

Cut out and keep your own Good King Wenceslas.

"I made you a face warmer."