Diy Gift Giver Pillows

'I wrapped it myself !'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

A feminist Christmas.

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

It's the thought that counts!

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"