Home-made Gifts Pillows

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'They were all out of roses.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Valentines Day truck

Happy Valentine's.

The Authentic Christmas.

How the gift registry should really work

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."