Home-made Gifts Gifts

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'They were all out of roses.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

The Authentic Christmas.

Valentines Day truck

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

How the gift registry should really work

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

Pottery