Gift Making Gifts

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

The wife whisperer.

Say it with flowers

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

"Shouldn't have, you really."