Giving Gifts Gifts

'I wrapped it myself !'

'They received a thank-you note from their grand-daughter for her birthday gift.'

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

Three wise men.

Hospital Visit

"Ta da! It's for Mistress! Overnight, I'll put it on her pillow so that it will be the first present she sees on Christmas Day!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"That'll be five bucks."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

The wife whisperer.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Christmas Presents.

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."