Receiving Gifts Gifts

Child's Birthday: 'More junk, I bet!'

Christmas package.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"That'll be five bucks."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'They're dog roses!'

The wife whisperer.

Say it with flowers

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Christmas Presents.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa called but you were out!

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."