Receiving Gifts Pillows

Child's Birthday: 'More junk, I bet!'

Christmas package.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"That'll be five bucks."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'They're dog roses!'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

The wife whisperer.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Christmas Presents.

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa called but you were out!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.