Receiving A Gift Pillows

"I'm a rock? Wow. Um... thanks. But all the cool kids have sticks now!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"That'll be five bucks."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

The wife whisperer.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa called but you were out!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.