Gift Appreciation Pillows

"I only watch it to see if the last dress he bought me is worth anything."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Picking pastries.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'They're dog roses!'

King Kongs first christmas

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

The wife whisperer.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Christmas Presents.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Gift"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa called but you were out!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."