Gift-giving Appreciator Pillows

'A contribution to me in a friend's name would make a very nice Christmas gift, pal.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

CEO.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Sweet potatoes...

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."