Receiving Packages Gifts

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"I'm a rock? Wow. Um... thanks. But all the cool kids have sticks now!"

'Special Delivery!'

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

Christmas package.

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

Another delivery by UPMS.

Ockham chooses a razor

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Well, I have arranged the pick-up of your shipment, sir. Do you already want to raise the complaint about the miscarriage, sir?"

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

Child's Birthday: 'More junk, I bet!'

Agoraphobic's shrine

"No Dad! I said I wanted Minecraft!"

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

"Did Jesus receive less presents because his birthday is on Christmas like mine?"

Care Package

'A large box from Hickory Farms is being held for you in the package room.'

'Please return this bottle to the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration. It is part of a scientific study.'

'Having numerous children is not that bad: I get loads of presents on Mothers' Day...'

"One more day, and it's Christmas Holiday here I come!"

'The Express Delivery Wars Heat Up.' A clerk at a delivery service says to a man: 'And there will be an in-flight movie for your package.'

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

"Nonsense, Sue! The bride and groom never get tired of you clinking glasses!"

Delivery man delivering to a Drain

Fragile box.

Leonard Sippowitz, neighbour of the beast.

You are already a loser.