Package Collecting Gifts

'A large box from Hickory Farms is being held for you in the package room.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

Utility Chic.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Pipe dreams!

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

Recycling Post.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Vampire mailman.