Box Collector Gifts

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"If you fits, you sits!"

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."

Box Car.

Box Tamer.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Is that the empty box I ordered?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Thank you bubbles

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."