Mailbox Collector Gifts

Mail box with mouth!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Here's the junk mail.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

Carrier Pigeons

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Recycling Post.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

Vampire mailman.

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

Box Tamer.

'Did the mail come?'