Mail Collecting Gifts

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Houdini pulls a rabbit out of his mail box.

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Vampire mailman.

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Mail Early In The Day Before Postal Rates Go Up.

'So far I've got one vote for each candidate, 2 items for next door, 4 adverts for hearing aids and 17 offers of cheap motor insurance.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'We still get a second post - we're just not sure what's happened to the first one.'

'Did the mail come?'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Pick up time 2:15.

Postman's Knock.

Submarine Delivery

Dog postman delivers to house with sign reading 'Beware of the vet!".

postbox grin...

"Look at all that junk mail! I knew I shouldn't have filled out that questionnaire yesterday."

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

'Do you really think the sweepstake people are going to award you a million dollars when they misspelled your name on the mass mailing list?'

'Excuse me — this letter isn't addressed to me.' 'You trying to tell me how to do my job?'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Racers' Gate.

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

Mailman takes out a hit on a dog

The birth of junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U.S. Mail. Junk Mail. Bunk Mail. This one's for political ads.

Post Office. Past performance is not a guarantee of future results. Didn't that used to say something about snow and rain?