Mail Collection Gifts

Postman Deposit All Junk Mail Here.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"I guess there are some things we're not intended to understand."

"I've been told that my check is in the mail. Could you verify that for me?"

'Have you NEVER wondered why the company is losing money, Hawkins?'

Woman at mailbox hears, 'You've got junk mail.'

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

Postman taking message birds out of the post box.

Letters arrive during flood.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'Here's the junk mail.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Carrier Pigeons

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Reading the love-letter

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Not more junk mail!'

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

Recycling Post.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

Vampire mailman.