Collecting Mailboxes Gifts

"The boxes? The sign says to mail 'em. We did."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"You get one every time you order something online."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Reading the love-letter

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

Recycling Post.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'Not more junk mail!'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Vampire mailman.