Junk Mail Collectors Gifts

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Vampire mailman.

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

Racers' Gate.

'Did the mail come?'

"One day Son all this will be yours."