Junk Mail Collector Gifts

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'So far I've got one vote for each candidate, 2 items for next door, 4 adverts for hearing aids and 17 offers of cheap motor insurance.'

'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'

Mail. . . Spam

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Here's the junk mail.'

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Carrier Pigeons

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Vampire mailman.

Racers' Gate.

'Just because!'