Junk Collector Gifts

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

The traveling Yard Sale.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Utility Chic.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

'What training do I get?'

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

'Where is the rest of your inventory? Why isn't there a price tag on this one? Just what kind of rug store is this anyway?'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'