Refuse Collector Gifts

Mannequin Factory trash

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."

"It's the Dustman, dear. He'd like to leave you a tip!"

'You need to get your glasses changed Fred, it's over here!'

"Ho! Ho! ho! Wait! I put out the wrong bag!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Utility Chic.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

'What training do I get?'

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."