Junk Mail Collector Pillows

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'So far I've got one vote for each candidate, 2 items for next door, 4 adverts for hearing aids and 17 offers of cheap motor insurance.'

'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'

Mail. . . Spam

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Here's the junk mail.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

The traveling Yard Sale.

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Vampire mailman.

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

'Just because!'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'Did the mail come?'

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

Racers' Gate.

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'