Mailbox Collector Pillows

Mail box with mouth!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

'Here's the junk mail.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Recycling Post.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Vampire mailman.

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

Racers' Gate.

'Just because!'