Mail Collection Pillows

Postman Deposit All Junk Mail Here.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"I guess there are some things we're not intended to understand."

"I've been told that my check is in the mail. Could you verify that for me?"

'Have you NEVER wondered why the company is losing money, Hawkins?'

Woman at mailbox hears, 'You've got junk mail.'

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

Postman taking message birds out of the post box.

Letters arrive during flood.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Reading the love-letter

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Recycling Post.

'Not more junk mail!'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

Vampire mailman.

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail