Collecting Mail Paraphernalia Pillows

Amazingly Inexpensive Courier Service, When You Absolutely, Positively Don't Need It.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

The Pencil and Sharpener

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'Here's the junk mail.'

"You make a great point."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Pens with legs

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Reading the love-letter

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Nobody likes me. I guess I just rub people the wrong way."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'